Fifty Shades of Grey Hair
I've been reading sexy fiction;
That Fifty Shades of Grey,
And I'm eyeing up the ladies,
For me to have me way.
But I'm in a old age nursing home,
And I'm ninety-two next week.
So the chance I'll survive ...
Doctor Who?
Throughout a very varied life
I've always had the TARDIS.
Flying through the galaxies,
And filling up in Cardiff.
It used to be papier-mâché,
And it didn't look that much.
But now it's bright and shi...
George Boleyn; Arrogant?
Couple of guys (not actually Mark Smeaton and George Boleyn)
My name is George Boleyn,
And I'd like to set things straight;
That I'm really not a monster,
And in fact I'm rather great.
I'm witty, bright a...
Watch David Tennant Reading Out Hilarious Scottish Insults to Donald Trump
Last week the gormless Donald Trump congratulated Scotland on their exit from the European Union, despite the fact that the overwhelming majority of Scotland had voted to Remain.
Just arrived in Scotland. ...
Henry VIII’s Religion
I'm such a devout Catholic;
I do what's right and good.
I married my sweet Catherine,
When Pope Julius said I could.
Kate previously wed my brother,
But to me she did belong,
Until she failed to give...
Catherine of Aragon
I was brought up in a Palace
In a sunny part of Spain.
But now I live in London
Underneath the pouring rain.
I was sent to marry Arthur,
Ensuring State to State reflection.
Pity Arthur's sexual skill...
Henry VII
I come from west of England;
That peninsula called Wales.
I'm stronger than a bunch of leeks;
In truth as hard as nails.
So I started up an army
To defeat that mad King Dickie,
As I heard he'd killed his ...
Catherine Parr
Why won't you remember me?
I really cannot think.
I was the sixth of Henry's wives,
But I'm the missing link.
Anne Boleyn died headless.
Catherine was the first,
And the only reason Jane in known,
Is f...
Edward Seymour
I have a little nephew;
Eddie is his name.
I love my little nephew,
Who provides reflected fame.
My nephew's King of England,
Although he's only nine.
So I'll rule through his childhood,
Which I th...
Mary Boleyn
I'm Anne and George's sister,
And I'm Thomas Boleyn's daughter.
I consider myself lucky
To have survived the family slaughter.
I'm Henry's sexual reject,
And I have two kids, no less.
But who's the c...
The Peril of Henry’s Wives
Henry VIII cartoon by Mike Williams, Punch magazine 1972
...
Me Family
Me mother was a bricklayer;
She didn't take no trouble.
If someone wouldn't pay her,
She'd hit 'em with a shovel.
Me father bought a shotgun,
Which he used when he retired.
A bit of shot came out t...
