Charles Brandon
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Fifty Shades of Grey Hair
I've been reading sexy fiction;
That Fifty Shades of Grey,
And I'm eyeing up the ladies,
For me to have me way.
But I'm in a old age nursing home,
And I'm ninety-two next week.
So the chance I'll survive ... Read More...
Doctor Who?
Throughout a very varied life
I've always had the TARDIS.
Flying through the galaxies,
And filling up in Cardiff.
It used to be papier-mâché,
And it didn't look that much.
But now it's bright and shi... Read More...
George Boleyn; Arrogant?
Couple of guys (not actually Mark Smeaton and George Boleyn)
My name is George Boleyn,
And I'd like to set things straight;
That I'm really not a monster,
And in fact I'm rather great.
I'm witty, bright a... Read More...
Henry VIII’s Religion
I'm such a devout Catholic;
I do what's right and good.
I married my sweet Catherine,
When Pope Julius said I could.
Kate previously wed my brother,
But to me she did belong,
Until she failed to give... Read More...
Catherine of Aragon
I was brought up in a Palace
In a sunny part of Spain.
But now I live in London
Underneath the pouring rain.
I was sent to marry Arthur,
Ensuring State to State reflection.
Pity Arthur's sexual skill... Read More...
Henry VII
I come from west of England;
That peninsula called Wales.
I'm stronger than a bunch of leeks;
In truth as hard as nails.
So I started up an army
To defeat that mad King Dickie,
As I heard he'd killed his ... Read More...
Catherine Parr
Why won't you remember me?
I really cannot think.
I was the sixth of Henry's wives,
But I'm the missing link.
Anne Boleyn died headless.
Catherine was the first,
And the only reason Jane in known,
Is f... Read More...
Edward Seymour
I have a little nephew;
Eddie is his name.
I love my little nephew,
Who provides reflected fame.
My nephew's King of England,
Although he's only nine.
So I'll rule through his childhood,
Which I th... Read More...
Mary Boleyn
I'm Anne and George's sister,
And I'm Thomas Boleyn's daughter.
I consider myself lucky
To have survived the family slaughter.
I'm Henry's sexual reject,
And I have two kids, no less.
But who's the c... Read More...
The Peril of Henry’s Wives
Henry VIII cartoon by Mike Williams, Punch magazine 1972... Read More...
Me Family
Me mother was a bricklayer;
She didn't take no trouble.
If someone wouldn't pay her,
She'd hit 'em with a shovel.
Me father bought a shotgun,
Which he used when he retired.
A bit of shot came out t... Read More...
I Wish I’d Looked After My Wives
"Cutting Edge Divorce" by Adrian Skermer... Read More...