Fifty Shades of Grey Hair
I've been reading sexy fiction;
That Fifty Shades of Grey,
And I'm eyeing up the ladies,
For me to have me way.
But I'm in a old age nursing home,
And I'm ninety-two next week.
So the chance I'll survive ...
Doctor Who?
Throughout a very varied life
I've always had the TARDIS.
Flying through the galaxies,
And filling up in Cardiff.
It used to be papier-mâché,
And it didn't look that much.
But now it's bright and shi...
George Boleyn; Arrogant?
Couple of guys (not actually Mark Smeaton and George Boleyn)
My name is George Boleyn,
And I'd like to set things straight;
That I'm really not a monster,
And in fact I'm rather great.
I'm witty, bright a...
Henry VIII’s Religion
I'm such a devout Catholic;
I do what's right and good.
I married my sweet Catherine,
When Pope Julius said I could.
Kate previously wed my brother,
But to me she did belong,
Until she failed to give...
Catherine of Aragon
I was brought up in a Palace
In a sunny part of Spain.
But now I live in London
Underneath the pouring rain.
I was sent to marry Arthur,
Ensuring State to State reflection.
Pity Arthur's sexual skill...
Henry VII
I come from west of England;
That peninsula called Wales.
I'm stronger than a bunch of leeks;
In truth as hard as nails.
So I started up an army
To defeat that mad King Dickie,
As I heard he'd killed his ...
Catherine Parr
Why won't you remember me?
I really cannot think.
I was the sixth of Henry's wives,
But I'm the missing link.
Anne Boleyn died headless.
Catherine was the first,
And the only reason Jane in known,
Is f...
Edward Seymour
I have a little nephew;
Eddie is his name.
I love my little nephew,
Who provides reflected fame.
My nephew's King of England,
Although he's only nine.
So I'll rule through his childhood,
Which I th...
Mary Boleyn
I'm Anne and George's sister,
And I'm Thomas Boleyn's daughter.
I consider myself lucky
To have survived the family slaughter.
I'm Henry's sexual reject,
And I have two kids, no less.
But who's the c...
The Peril of Henry’s Wives
Henry VIII cartoon by Mike Williams, Punch magazine 1972
...
Me Family
Me mother was a bricklayer;
She didn't take no trouble.
If someone wouldn't pay her,
She'd hit 'em with a shovel.
Me father bought a shotgun,
Which he used when he retired.
A bit of shot came out t...
I Wish I’d Looked After My Wives
"Cutting Edge Divorce" by Adrian Skermer...
