Ridiculam Mundi

Fifty Shades of Grey Hair

I've been reading sexy fiction; That Fifty Shades of Grey, And I'm eyeing up the ladies, For me to have me way. But I'm in a old age nursing home, And I'm ninety-two next week. So the chance I'll survive ...

Doctor Who?

Throughout a very varied life I've always had the TARDIS. Flying through the galaxies, And filling up in Cardiff. It used to be papier-mâché, And it didn't look that much. But now it's bright and shi...

Me Family

Me mother was a bricklayer; She didn't take no trouble. If someone wouldn't pay her, She'd hit 'em with a shovel. Me father bought a shotgun, Which he used when he retired. A bit of shot came out t...