My name is George Boleyn,
And I’d like to set things straight;
That I’m really not a monster,
And in fact I’m rather great.
I’m witty, bright and talented,
And modest too of course.
I’m sporty, fit and gifted,
And look splendid on a horse.
Some say that I’m too flirty,
But if you’re as hot as me;
It’s only right and proper
That I’m shared around for free.
Some others say I’m arrogant,
But I think that you can see;
How could anyone be humble
When they look as good as me?
Although I hate to say it,
But I’m sure you will agree,
I’m really rather perfect,
And I bet you wish you’re me.
So if we should ever meet,
And you look at me in awe;
Yes! I really am more wonderful
Than you have ever seen before.
So go out into the world,
And tell people I’ve got flair;
And while you’re at it also say
I’ve got very lovely hair!
