I have a little nephew;
Eddie is his name.
I love my little nephew,
Who provides reflected fame.

My nephew’s King of England,
Although he’s only nine.
So I’ll rule through his childhood,
Which I think works just fine.

My nephew is a puppet
To be moved around at will.
If I say someone has to die,
Then in his name I’ll kill……..

I hate my little nephew.
His behaviour is abhorrent.
Someone moved him round at will,
And now he’s signed my death warrant!