Fifty Shades of Grey Hair

I've been reading sexy fiction; That Fifty Shades of Grey, And I'm eyeing up the ladies, For me to have me way. But I'm in a old age nursing home, And I'm ninety-two next week. So the chance I'll survive ...

Me Family

Me mother was a bricklayer; She didn't take no trouble. If someone wouldn't pay her, She'd hit 'em with a shovel. Me father bought a shotgun, Which he used when he retired. A bit of shot came out t...

Chickens With Pants!

In the same way humans would make amusing pets for a superior, alien species, perhaps only requiring a device like a control collar to curtail our more destructive and unsavoury behaviours, so with a little acc...

Charlie Hebdo – Fear Is the Enemy

Who is it that is scared? A recent study in the journal Current Biology has shown that one of the things that defines a conservative mind is a much stronger reaction to images that may inspire revulsion, disgus...

Tony Abbott Gets Catty Over Kitty

Thanks to a new browser plug-in, Australians no longer have to be inadvertently exposed to the grim and unpleasant face of Prime Minister, Tony Abbott. Instead, Abbott's milk-curdling features are automatically...