I Wish I Looked Like Anne Boleyn


About The Author

Eddie Boverington

Edward “Eddie” Boverington is a freelance moustachioculturalist and professional cobbler, a student of history, and in his spare time composes medieval inspired poems and lute ballads in the 16th century style. He grew up in Clapham in the 1950s, where he still lives above his family’s shoe repair shop. Some of his moustache designs have won awards in prestigious international competitions, such as Le Concourse de Bacchantes et Moustaches de Francais. He can also polish, recondition and resole even the finest boots overnite for only £25.

3 Responses

  1. Cathy

    This is sooo funny!!!! Thanks for the humor to start my day. Just brilliant!

  2. Underdogge

    I might settle for looking like Natalie Dormer (I’m x-z years too old though). If one is feeling down in the dumps (not saying I am – though I’m fed up of the rain over the Christmas and Boxing Day period we have this year in the UK) an EB “pome” is a way of getting a slightly more positive spin on things.