Handy for repelling women. Available at Look Human.
Recommended if you really like sausage. Unisex! From Red Bubble.
Life-sized replica, for only $30,000. In case you wanted a ludicrously expensive and really uncomfortable chair. From HBO shop.
To keep your buttocks from going numb on the Iron Throne. They’re also awesome looking. From Entertainment Earth.
Impin ain’t easy. There’s a month-long waiting list for these. They should arrive just before your Iron Throne does. From etsy.com.
We’re told “The fearsome spear-wielding walker has a mean mug that could freeze a room”. Destined to become the plaything of lazy house cats worldwide. From HBO shop.
Perfect for that spot in your house where you want something ugly and creepy. From HBO shop.
Hodor. Hodor Hodor.
I got nothing. Nothing. From etsy.com.