Sorry Ladies, I'm In The Night's Watch

Sorry Ladies, I’m In The Night’s Watch

Handy for repelling women. Available at Look Human.


"House Bolton Pork" t-shirt.

“House Bolton Pork” t-shirt.

 Recommended if you really like sausage. Unisex! From Red Bubble.


The Iron Throne

The Iron Throne

Life-sized replica, for only $30,000. In case you wanted a ludicrously expensive and really uncomfortable chair. From HBO shop.


 House Sigil Throw Pillow Set

House Sigil Throw Pillow Set

To keep your buttocks from going numb on the Iron Throne. They’re also awesome looking. From Entertainment Earth.


Tyrion Lannister Cookie Cutter

Tyrion Lannister Cookie Cutter

Impin ain’t easy. There’s a month-long waiting list for these. They should arrive just before your Iron Throne does. From etsy.com.


 

Game of Thrones Pop! Television White Walker Figurine

Game of Thrones Pop! Television White Walker Figurine

We’re told “The fearsome spear-wielding walker has a mean mug that could freeze a room”. Destined to become the plaything of lazy house cats worldwide. From HBO shop.


Game of Thrones Daenerys & Viserion Collectible Bust

Game of Thrones Daenerys & Viserion Collectible Bust

Perfect for that spot in your house where you want something ugly and creepy. From HBO shop.


HODOR Custom Etched Shot Glass

HODOR Custom Etched Shot Glass

Hodor. Hodor Hodor.


Khal Drogo Triple Panty Set

Khal Drogo Triple Panty Set

I got nothing. Nothing. From etsy.com.


About The Author

Olga Hughes is currently pre-occupied with fairy tales, fantasy, misanthropy, medieval history and the long eighteenth century. She has a Bachelor of Fine Art from the Victorian College of the Arts and is currently majoring in Literature and History at Deakin. She has contributed to websites such as History behind Game of Thrones, The Anne Boleyn Files and The Tudor Society.

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