Fifty Shades of Grey Hair

I've been reading sexy fiction; That Fifty Shades of Grey, And I'm eyeing up the ladies, For me to have me way. But I'm in a old age nursing home, And I'm ninety-two next week. So the chance I'll survive ...

Doctor Who?

Throughout a very varied life I've always had the TARDIS. Flying through the galaxies, And filling up in Cardiff. It used to be papier-mâché, And it didn't look that much. But now it's bright and shi...

Catherine Howard

I had a very normal life; Your typical Tudor teen. But then one day I woke up, And discovered I was Queen. Well as you can imagine That came as quite a shock. One day I was quite lowly, The next I was on...