Fifty Shades of Grey Hair

I've been reading sexy fiction; That Fifty Shades of Grey, And I'm eyeing up the ladies, For me to have me way. But I'm in a old age nursing home, And I'm ninety-two next week. So the chance I'll survive ...

Doctor Who?

Throughout a very varied life I've always had the TARDIS. Flying through the galaxies, And filling up in Cardiff. It used to be papier-mâché, And it didn't look that much. But now it's bright and shi...

Catherine Howard

I had a very normal life; Your typical Tudor teen. But then one day I woke up, And discovered I was Queen. Well as you can imagine That came as quite a shock. One day I was quite lowly, The next I was on...

Jane Boleyn

My life was ended on the block, For which I'm reconciled, Because if that weren't bad enough, I'm now being vilified. Those Gregorys, Weirs and Mantels, For what I know not why, Are fabricating sourc...